Where's my elephant?

the-worst-of-the-wildlife:

wefellinlove:

mrmosbyisgettingtiredofyourshit:

Post it notes from a stay-at-home dad

(part 1)

This is adorable.

Obsessed with this

For my new(ish) nephews parents.

quotesintheparlour:

“There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one’s safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn’t, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn’t have to; but if he didn’t want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle. “That’s some catch, that Catch-22,” he observed. “It’s the best there is,” Doc Daneeka agreed.”

— Joseph Heller, Catch 22

One of my favorite books.

where has this been all this time?

cross-fit-girls:

Train x 2

cross-fit-girls:

Train x 2

mmoldypeach:

Christopher Walken in Fatboy Slim’s Weapon of Choice [X]

best video evaaar

tandembike:

Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that the comments on Netflix’s jackassery is fuCKING HILARIOUS?