Where's my elephant?

atlantafalconsnfl:

Devin Hester breaks the NFL record for most career return touchdowns with 20 when he returned this punt for a 62-yard touchdown. A record previously held by Falcons great & Pro Football Hall of Famer Deion Sanders (19).

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

Hahaha

I love pointing out how correlation isn’t causation.  

captainjaymerica:

meghanwaslike:

THEY’RE SO CUTE AND DERPY
captainjaymerica

AWWW

ultrafacts:

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Which is why Monty Burns answers the phone that way.

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Which is why Monty Burns answers the phone that way.

blasian-aesthetics:

stfuandlift:

Arnie once again, left humanity behind. 67 years old.

Still looks better than 95% of people today

blasian-aesthetics:

stfuandlift:

Arnie once again, left humanity behind. 67 years old.

Still looks better than 95% of people today

serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

You’re saying it wrong.

"If you want it, go get it; if it’s meant to be, it will be.  If it’s not meant to be, you’ll learn from the experience."

southern-sheepdog:

la-petite-squelette:

when you are under the word count for an essay

mistersailor

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

In the booze aisle, it’s cheap but it won’t last.